House of HumVnFit · Est. 2018

A palace of daily
ritual & repose.

Wildcrafted sea moss, restorative oils, and movement-built merch — composed with the reverence of an inlaid marble corridor.

★★★★★
"It taste good; I thought it would taste bad. I feel like it’s a fruity taste. The texture isn’t bad; I thought it would be slimy but it’s not, I think its good!"
Audrey
★★★★
"Flavorful, very interesting flavor. I can taste the seamoss but it’s not unbearable. A solid 8.5 taste rating in my opinion."
Juan
★★★★★
"I enjoyed the taste. It’s sweet, refreshing and tasty I really love the taste."
Casey
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"It has a gelatinous taste I’m assuming due to the honey. It has a tangy/citrus feel. I look forward to using it in my Tea. I think the gel’s flavor profile would blend nicely to enhance my tea."
Sarah
★★★★★
"It tastes great!!! Like a honey flavored Jello. It’s not a bad texture at all!"
Bryan
★★★★★
"This seamoss has a bold but smooth taste; It’s not bad. It’s very refreshing! It tastes better than what it smells."
Sherry
Wildcrafted
Small Batch
Hand Poured
Palace Grade
The Complete HUMVNFIT Set
Featured — The full ritual

The Complete HUMVNFIT Set.

Sea moss gel (8 oz + 16 oz), lemonade, facial oil, and body oil — the whole house, in one order.

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The Apothecary

Treasures of the daily ritual.

Each formulation is poured by hand and finished in small batches — an heirloom standard for the way you live now.

HUMVNFIT Run Club after a Saturday run
Free · Every Saturday

Run with the house.

Memorial Park · 8:00 AM · Colorado Springs. All paces. Come as you are.

Fine Tune Your Habits

A regimen tailored to your hours.

Read our journal for daily rituals, or begin a wellness consultation and receive a personal plan — morning, mid-day, and twilight — drawn from the house formulary.

Read the Journal
Energy
Skin + Glow
Digestion
Recovery
Consistency
Stillness
Answers

Frequently asked.

The Court Journal

Dispatches from the house.